Mitt Romney’s South Carolina Blues (Limerick)
The South Carolina primary is tomorrow, and Newt Gingrich’s poll numbers are picking up steam. Mitt Romney’s South Carolina Blues (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane It appears that Newt Gingrich may...
View ArticleRick Gives Them Something To Talk About (Limerick)
Pity the poor political journalist (or political satirist), who must conjure up constant commentary about a race that’s effectively over. So it’s no wonder that the media’s in a tizzy over the Rick...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Super Tuesday
Limerick Ode To Super Tuesday By Madeleine Begun Kane Super Tuesday’s arrived at long last. Will Mitt’s wins be decisively vast? Will his delegate count Impressively mount, Thereby ending the press fun...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To An Endless Republican Primary
Rick Santorum’s campaign is stunningly inept in its failure to qualify for sundry ballots. Yes, I know that Santorum’s campaign is woefully under-funded. And that he never expected to get this far. But...
View ArticleTea Party Wisdom (Limerick)
Tuesday’s a big primary day: Six states have elections in what’s being dubbed a mini-Super Tuesday: Arkansas, Georgia, Idaho, Kentucky, Oregon and Pennsylvania. The Senate races with the potential for...
View Article“Lame” Critiques (Limerick)
“Lame” Critiques (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane So minimum wage laws are “lame?” Sounds inane, but it’s Scott Walker’s claim. What is “lame” is that Scott Uses words without thought– Schoolyard...
View ArticleDonald Trump, Pied Piper Of Pols (Limerick)
Donald Trump, Pied Piper Of Pols (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane In The Donald’s fantastical tune, He’s the hero – the movie’s “High Noon.” He’ll end gangs, build a wall That’s a zillion feet tall;...
View ArticleAnd He’s Out! (Limerick)
Scott Walker’s dropped out of the race Cuz apparently Walker can’t face Polling way under “1.” So he’s back to the fun Of destroying Wisconsin apace.
View ArticleTed Cruz’s Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Cruz was so thrilled by this headline, that he wrote Trump a limerick: G.O.P. Donors, Eager to Defeat Donald Trump, Learn to Love Ted Cruz. Dear Donald, I’m writing to say You’ve a talent for making my...
View ArticleOpen Limerick To Ted Cruz On Suspending His Campaign
Dear Ted, you’re a wack and a hack, And I’m tempted to make a snide crack, But I almost feel pity; It sure won’t be pretty When Senators “welcome” you back.
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